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Oh, hello!
Welcome to my little corner of the www.
If you're looking for inspiring content and gorgeous photos 
I'm sorry to report that you've taken a wrong turn. 
If you're looking to waste several minutes of your life, come on in!
Feel free to space out as long as your heart desires.


Please accept this completely blurry,
100% sober (I know),
several years-old picture of me.
That little move right there was way more challenging than it appears.

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Just your average geriatric 22 year-old reporting for...whatever this is. 
I enjoy baking, crocheting, and leisurely afternoon strolls. 
I drive like your grandma, 
my hips crack at least twice daily, 
and I tolerate the social awkwardness that works its way into my life on the daily (or hourly). 
Oh, and I probably don't get your pop culture references.
Also I like cheese. Of the literal variety and (apparently) the figurative one too.
Welcome to my little corner of the internet. 
If you haven't already met, the little red "x" to your top right (or left) is your friend.